{"product_id":"e-book-ann-brashares-girls-in-pants","title":"E-BOOK Ann Brashares Girls in Pants","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWe, the Sisterhood, hereby instate the following rules to govern the use of the Traveling Pants:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1. You must never wash the Pants.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2. You must never double-cuff the Pants. It’s tacky. There will never be a time when this will not be tacky.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3. You must never say the word “phat” while wearing the Pants. You must also never think “I am fat” while wearing the Pants.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4. You must never let a boy take off the Pants (although you may take them off yourself in his presence).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5. You must not pick your nose while wearing the Pants. You may, however, scratch casually at your nostril while really kind of picking.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e6. Upon our reunion, you must follow the proper procedures for documenting your time in the Pants.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e7. You must write to your Sisters throughout the summer, no matter how much fun you are having without them.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e8. You must pass the Pants along to your Sisters according to the specifications set down by the Sisterhood. Failure to comply will result in a severe spanking upon our reunion.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: start;\"\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e9. You must not wear the Pants with a tucked-in shirt and belt. See rule #2.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e10. Remember: Pants = love. Love your pals. Love yourself.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn summer, the song sings itself.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e—William Carlos Williams\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Card Corner","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52456466972952,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"PHP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0947\/8284\/9304\/files\/4564454_e76f9b3c-4a16-4735-8f24-0cc27a5568da.png?v=1785332497","url":"https:\/\/mytiangge.com\/products\/e-book-ann-brashares-girls-in-pants","provider":"MyTiangge","version":"1.0","type":"link"}